Not In My Costume·Episode 2 of 2·1:09
The Pug Who Sat on Harold
Two weeks before Halloween, a grumpy old cat and an anxious pug decide their widowed owner Marjorie has hidden indoors long enough, and that the shy widower across the street belongs on her doorstep. Their secret weapon: a parrot who repeats everything she says.
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Gus! He's here! What if he's a murderer?
Hush, Peanut. That'll be Harold.
Hot dog. You're on.
I heard you call me over?
That was the bird! He repeats things!
Harold… come over.
Oh. Of course. I'll get going, then.
I'm on him. I'm on him!
Well, hello. Are you a hot dog?
Peanut! Off!
Can't. Working.
Oh no, he's fine. I'm in no hurry.
Don't move, Peanut.
My June made the costumes. I just do the candy.
My Walt did both. Every year.
He's got lovely eyebrows!
Thank you?
I said that to the cat!
Maybe twice... Okay, Peanut. Let him go.
He smells like cookies. Not a murderer.
Turn your porch light on this year.
Not a chance.
Two weeks to Halloween. She'll cave.